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sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

Unless you have a peanut allergy

Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement

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mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.
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You made me want to live. (via unsp0ken-misery)
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the-personal-quotes:

relatable posts daily

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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cknd:

Dogs probably think I am magical because rooms light up when I enter them.

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life …John Lennon  (famous Mercury in Scorpio)
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braingremlin:

when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times

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totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

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people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS
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