You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter
Unless you have a peanut allergy
Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
Dogs probably think I am magical because rooms light up when I enter them.
when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times
That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense
Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down